Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy

I'm like gonna cry, I got tears coming out of my nose

Mad props, he's the campus catch

You're a perfect match

'Cause you both got such great taste in clothes

Of course he will propose

Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov

Future's taking off

Bring that ring back and show it to me

Four carats, a princess cut

Are you psyched or what?

I just wish I could be there to see

When he gets down on one knee

Omigod, omigod, you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

If there ever was a perfect couple

This one qualifies

Omigod, you guys

Omigod, this is happening

Our own homecoming queen and king

Finally, she'll be trying on

A huge engagement ring for size

Omigod, you guys

Omigod

Okay, everybody signed?

Good, now form a line

And we'll start the engagement parade

Light candles in single file, don't forget to smile

Lose the gum, Kate, you look like the maid (sorry)

Now, prepare to serenade (shh)

Omigod, omigod, you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (shh)

If there ever was a perfect couple

This one quali- (shh)

Omigod (guys, I'm serious)

Elle and Warner were meant to be

Not once ever has he hit on me (shut up)

They're just like that couple from Titanic

Only no one dies

Omigod

(Two, three, four)

Daughter of Delta Nu

Soon to be fiancée

Now that a man chose you

Your life begins today

Make him a happy home

Waste not his hard-earned wage

And so he does not roam

Strive not to look your age

Still in your hour of need

Let it be understood

No man can supersede

Our sacred bond of sisterhood

Omigod, omigod, you guy-

Guys, she's not here

Bruiser, where is Elle? (Barks)

She doesn't have an engagement outfit? (Barks)

She's totally freaking out? (Barks)

She's trapped in the old valley mill? (Barks)

Oh, oops, sorry

The Old Valley Mall

Omigod, guys, emergency

Don't take the freeway (hey, wait for me)

No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize

Omigod, you guys

Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod

Omigod

It's almost there, but

This dress needs to seal the deal

Make a grown man kneel

But it can't come right out and say bride

Can't look like I'm desperate or

Like I'm waiting for it

I gotta leave Warner his pride

So bride is more implied (there she is)

Omigod, omigod, you guys

All this week I've had butterflies

Everytime he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes

Omigod, you guys (omigod)

So help me dress for my fairy tale

Can't wear something I bought on sale

Love is like forever, this is no time to economize

Omigod, you guys

Blondes make commissions so easy

Excuse me, have you seen this?

It just came in, it's perfect for a blonde

Right, with a half loop stitch on China silk?

Uh-huh

But the thing is

You can't use a half loop stitch on China silk

It'll pucker

And you didn't just get this in

Because I saw it in last May's Vogue

Omigod, omigod, you guys

I'm not about to buy

Last years dress at this year's price

Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde

I may be in love, but I'm not stupid

Lady, I've got eyes

Omigod

Elle Woods, sorry our mistake

Courtney, take your break

Just ignore her, she hasn't been well

Try this, latest from Milan, go on, try it on

I take care of my best clientele

It's a gift from me to Elle

Omigod, omigod, you guys

This one's perfect and it's just my size

See, dreams really do come true

You never have to compromise

Omigod

Omigod, omigod, you guys

Let's go home before someone cries

If there ever was a perfect couple

This one qualifies

'Cause we love you guys

No, I love you guys

Omigod, omigod

Omigod

You guys

Omigod!