I Can Do That

I'm watching sis go pitter-pat

Said, "I can do that"

"I can do that"

Knew every step right off the bat

Said, "I can do that"

"I can do that"

One morning sis won't go to dance class

I grab her shoes and tights and all

But my foot's too small, so

I stuff her shoes with extra socks

Run seven blocks

In nothing flat

Hell, I can do that

I can do that

♪

I got to class and had it made

And so I stayed

The rest of my life

All thanks to sis

Now married and fat!

I can do this

♪

That I can do!

I can do that