My Friend, the Dictionary

Miss Ostrovsky, your word is "Boanthropy"

Oh, wait. One second. Please ma'am, could you not sit in that seat?

I saved a chair for my dad

In the fourth row on the aisle

And it may take him a while

But when he gets here

That's his chair

'Cause my mother's in an ashram

In India

I saved a chair for her too

But it's merely symbolic

As daily she washes herself in the Ganges

And I live in a house

Where there's an oversized dictionary

That I read

As a girl

On the toilet

I love my dictionary

And I love the indented border

Every word's in alphabetical order

Ergo, lost things

Always can be found

And I warp my head around

The fact that in one book

Is the entire language of our species

Which is a favourite term of Nicci's

Who's the great-grandfather of Christina Ricci's?

Yes I joke, but the words in the dictionary

Are the friends that I'll have forever

More than the friends I have made in school

She's such a lovely girl

With a lovely little voice

And I heard that she's pro-choice

Though still a virgin

And she talks into her hand

An often used technique

What you do not understand

Is one I say it then I've said it

And so much to her credit

She talks into her hand

And turns aside

So I will not make a mistake

And be disqualified

"Boanthropy"

B-O-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y, "Boanthropy"?

That is correct

My friend the dictionary

Is a very reliable friend

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