I'm Not That Smart

I'm not that smart

My siblings have been telling me that for years

That I'm not smart

We're schooled at home

They've seen who's bright

It breaks my heart

I'm not that smart

Guess what?

You know what?

Guess what?

I have a gentle personality

Which you'll all agree

Is anathema to my more aggressive family

Everyone keeps swatting

(Dumb kid)

Everyone keeps yelling

(Dumb kid!)

How could a flea such as me

Think he'd be good at spelling?

How?

I don't know

I like my hair

Really, it is pleasant to the touch

I toss my hair

A bit too much

It doesn't move, it simply sits

I make a part

I'm not that smart

Da, da, da da da da da da da

Da da, da da da, da da da da da da da da

Doodle doodle doodle, doodle doodle doodle

Doo

Doo, doo

Bum, doo duh do

Ba duh da

Doo duh da

I've forgotten the word

Acouchi

Oh yeah, acouchi

The rodent resembling the other rodent- what was the?

A-C-O-U-C-H-I

Acouchi!

That is correct

I might be smart

My siblings can't believe that I got it right

But I got it right, right?

I didn't cheat!

I saw this light and it was neat

I like to laugh, I like to spell

I like to never hear the bell

And if this competition's hell

At least I'm finally a part

I feel my heart

Begin to swell

I like

I love to spell!

I like it a lot