Pay Attention!

Please, do try and pay attention, Mega

I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation

To do the deed, I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations

So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation

I'll guide you through

Hey, what's this do?

I need a vacation

First on the list there's a clever twist

On a watch, but made greater

With a flick of the wrist, you get the gist

This watch becomes a laser

And look, my dear, with this pen here

See anything out of place?

No

Well, press this here and pull this here

It sprays acid in your face!

Cool!

Careful, Mega

And I think you could use this pair of shoes

They just might save your life

Just click your heels and you'll reveal

Ah!

A knife!

And what you need-o, to succeed-o

Is this new tuxedo.

No

It's waterproof, it's fireproof

And even improves libido

Really?

No!

I do what I do

So you can do what you do

And while you're saving the world

Who do you think will be saving you? Ohh

Oh, you think I'm crazy

But based on what I see

You must pay attention, attention

To me

Next we have a product that demands all of your focus

This stick of gum when chewed becomes a dangerous explosive

Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture

Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor

I'm off it.

Here we have a simple thing

How do you work this part?

Squeeze the ring, release the spring

Pew! Poison dart

This hearing aid

What did you say?

With this you will hear better

Just listen and you'll know it when

What? I'm paying attention

Yes! It's a lie detector

We do what we do

So you can do what you do

And while you're saving the world

Who do you think will be saving you? Ohh

We won't make a big fuss

But you know you need us

So please pay attention, attention

To us

♪

Go on, then, Mega!

Choose something

What's that cane?

It's, actually, a gun

And that umbrella?

As a matter of fact, a gun

Candle stick?

It's a gun

Coffee cup!

It's a gun!

Apple!

Gun!

Paper clip!

Gun!

Razor and shaving cream

I know what that is, it's a gun!

No, Daniel Boone

That's to shave that awful beard

You look homeless

Hey, this is a great beard! Right?

We do what we do

So you can do what you do

And while you're saving the world

Saving the world

Saving the world

Who do you think will be shaving you?

While you're saving the world

We'll be saving you

Please pay attention, attention

We'll be saving you!