Story Of My Life - John Tartaglia

Story Of My Life

John Tartaglia

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Lyric

Alright, when I call your name step forward

Pinocchio, the puppet

I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy

That's your patch of mud down there

Oh, dropped on a swamp, man, I tell you

Sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap

Life is disappointing

Whoa, is what I know

Outted by my nose

That's just how it goes for poor Pinocchio

Story of my life, always doomed to fail

Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale

That's the story of my life, oh yeah

That's the story of my life

Strife is never ending

Peter Pan

Banished from the town

Ugly Duckling

They dragged me from the pond

They pulled my magic wand

They blew our condos down

Wicked Witch

Life is but a witch hunt

Mama's in the mud

Mama's in distress

They ridiculed my hat

They said that we were fat

They tore my cotton granny dress

And called me a hot and tranny mess

Sugar Plum Fairy

Story of my life

Booted from the ball

Told to go away

Tumbled off a wall

That's the story of my life

You're late rabbit

That's the story of my life

Have fun you guys

That's the story of my life

And remember if we find you back in the kingdom

You will be executed

I always dreamed I'd have a happy ending

And this right here, not how it goes

I always dreamed I'd get an ever after

If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows

This is worse than that case

Of Dutch elm disease I caught in Tijuana

Story of my life

All the wasted prayers

All the broken dreams

All the broken chairs

All the damage done

All the busted beds

All the shattered falls

And the porridge on our heads

That's the story of my life, yes, sir

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life, crap

- It's already the end -