You Could Drive a Person Crazy

My life is totally prepared for a gigantic change right now

I'm genuinely ready to be married

Right, then why aren't you?

Right, right, right, right

Ba-da-da-da

Ba-da-da-da

Ba-da-da-da-da-da

You could drive a person crazy

You could drive a person mad

Ba-da-da

First you make a person all hazy

So a person could be heard

Ba-da-da

Then you leave a person dangling sadly

Outside your door

Which it only makes a person gladly

Want you even more

I could understand a person

If she said to go away

Ba-da-da

I could understand a person

If she happened to be gay

You think?

Do I know?

Nah!

But worse than that

A person that

Titillates a person and then leaves him flat

Is crazy

She's a troubled person

She's a truly crazy person herself

Dirty flirt

You feminist

I just don't understand

That time in a month?

When a person's personality is personable

She shouldn't oughta sit on her butt

It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull

To try to get you outa your rut

So single and attentive and attractive a chick

Is everything a person could wish

But turning off a person is the act of a chick

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock-knock! Is anybody there?

Knock-knock! It really isn't fair

Not fair, not fair, not fair

Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms

I'm workin' all my charms, I'm workin' all my

Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms

All that sweet affection

What is wrong?

Where's the loose connection?

How long, oh Lord, how long?

Bobbie-baby-Bobbie-bubbi-Bobbie

You could drive a person frantic

You could blow a person's cool

Like you get a person all romantic

While you make 'em feel a fool

Ba-da

When a person says you just don't get her

That's when you're good

You impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should

I could understand a person

If she wasn't good in bed

(She's good! No shit!)

I could understand a person

If she actually was dead

Ba-da-da-da

Exclusive you!

Elusive you!

Will any person ever get the juice of you?

You're crazy

You're a troubled person

You're a moving

Deeply maladjusted

Never to be trusted

Crazy person yourself

Bobbie is my hobby, and I'm givin' it up!