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"Dysentery World" is a humorous song performed by the Original StarKid Cast in the musical **"The Trail to Oregon!"**. This catchy tune satirizes the hardships and absurdities faced by pioneers on the Oregon Trail, blending witty lyrics with lively melodies. The song highlights the struggles with illness and adversity, particularly dysentery, in a lighthearted manner that underscores the resilience and camaraderie of the characters. Fans of StarKid appreciate "Dysentery World" for its clever humor and memorable performance, making it a standout piece in their theatrical repertoire.
Father
Yes?
The watchers have chosen
One of your family will die
How?
How will we die?
Trenchmouth?
No
Dysentery
I've looked in the eyes of certain demons
(We're always watching you)
There's an underworld right underneath
(Boo! We're right behind you)
The world's a shitty shitty place, you see
(Shitty, shitty)
And thus we will die appropriately
(Poop your butthole)
It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
It's the most popular of diseases
(Popular)
Selling out shows from coast to coast
(We sell out, we sell out, we sell out)
You never know when it might hit you
(Hit you in the face)
Well you'd better freak out, cause it's fucking gross
(So fucking gross)
It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
Oh, it's a dysentery world
For all you boys and girls
Oregon is for the damned
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
Bitch, how'd it come to this
Why do we exist
Your god is a fecal scam
(Poo party)
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch
Eat shit