Blue - Evan Todd

Blue

Evan Todd

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Lyric

Hey, 'Ronica

Ew, you got a left hand, use it

Don't talk mean like that

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue

You hurt them badly

You make my balls so blue

They're hangin' sadly

What did they do to you

That you hate them so?

Don't run from me

They're all beat up like a tackling dummy!

They long for your embrace

They're warm like mittens

They'll curl up on your face

And purr like kittens

You make my balls so blue

Just look at them glow

They're beggin' you

Don't make my balls so blue

Heather? Heather?

Open the door!

Oh no, oh no-no-no

Open the door!

Oh no, oh no-no-no

You make my balls so blue

So please say hello

Hold 'em, enfold 'em

And never let go!

Once you were geeky (ooh!) and nerdy (ooh!)

But they knew (ooh!) you're dirty (ooh!)

You've set them (ooh!) on fire (ooh!)

Whatever you require they'll do (ooh!)

So take 'em home to meet your parents!

They'll wear a suit and tie

And a fancy collar

They'll sing a lullaby

La-la-la-la-la!

Please make these balls not blue

Just for a while

Can't wait 'til later

My pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater!

Look! Booze! Drink!

Thank you so much!

They will protect you

Defend you

Respect you

Befriend you

Like Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie-the-Pooh!)

Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue

My balls will work for you

They will obey ya

They really need rescue

Like Princess Leia

Baby, you've gots to come through

Teach them to smile

You've got no clue how much these two depend on you

Please help them through!

My balls are in your court!

(You make them balls so blue!) Yeah!

You make my balls so blue

(You make them balls so blue!) Ow! Ow!

You make my balls so blue

(You shake them!) Good god!

(You quake them!) My balls!

(You break-) You make my balls so blue

(You take them!) Lookit, lookit!

(You bake them!) Lookit, lookit!

(Chrissake-) You make my balls so blue

Please make their dreams come true

And make these balls not blue!

- It's already the end -