Pays to Be an Animal - Original StarKid Cast of The Trail To Oregon!

Pays to Be an Animal

Original StarKid Cast of The Trail To Oregon!

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When you're growing up as a youngun buck

And the daddy yak shows you how to cluck

And you talk one day, then the clucking comes to an end

Whoa...

It's a glass half full of scotch approach

Like the mommy cub teaches her goats

If you live or you're shot in the head it all depends

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with blood on your dick

And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

There are stories told of man's fall from grace

He rapes the land just so he can ate

But stories suck so fuck 'em right in the face

And even if you put on weight

Just poop it out and refill your plate

Cause the older you get the more you hibernate

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

And when you wake up with blood on your dick

And you don't even know where it came from

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

(Dialogue)

Don't shoot us

Don't shoot us please

Don't shoot us

Don't shoot us please...

(Dialogue)

Now listen brother, you don't wanna do this

I just lost my mom and dad for dick

Deep down I know there's a heart inside that head

Whoa...

And if you're really that goddamn hungry

Just eat my parents right in front of me

And I'll raise my buffalo friends to seek revenge

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

But when you wake up with blood on your dick

And you don't even know where it came from

(Spoken) Just do it motherfuck-

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't...

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

You wake up with blood on your dick

In a pool of your vomit

Picking turds off your ass

Your whole breakfast is grass

You got mud on your shoes

Holy hell they're fucking hooves

Your hind legs are sore

Yeah that's right, you've got four

And you don't even know her damn name

(Dialogue)

Sometimes it pays to be an animal

Sometimes don't

- It's already the end -