Best Friend

It's come to my attention

That I don't show enough

Of what I think

It's only when I drink, I open up

But I promise that I love you

Even with that hairdo

I'm sorry I made fun of it

It's not your fault it looks like shit (like shit)

I have never tolerated someone for so long

I've never laughed so much

I haven't written a sad song

There's no one else I'd rather fall asleep with

And dream with

You're my best friend in the world

♪

When we're ninety-eight and ninety-nine (ninety-nine)

Tumbling down the stairs

You'll barely catch me in time (tumbling down)

We'll argue about what to watch on TV

Finally pick a movie, then we'll fall asleep (asleep)

We'll still be a little bit strange

Some things never change

It's funny 'cause you drive me half insane

A universe without you would be thoroughly mundane

There's no one else I'd rather fall in love with

And that is my best friend in the world

♪

You're my best friend in the world