Pilgrim's Hands

Diane, do I hear a waltz in that Charleston? Why are you kicking?

Rory, I'm moving you where we can't see you

God gave you two left feet, no need to hammer the point home to the audience

And Zack, please, don't count out loud

It's like white-two-three, white-two-three

Everybody take five

Just a reminder, the pharmacy closes Friday at noon

Get your orders in before then

What pharmacy?

How's living with Lucas?

It's fine

Peter, we graduate next Sunday

Are you really never going to talk to me again?

I miss you

Ok, let's run Pilgrims' Hands

Ivy's not here, Sister Chantelle

Again? Wonderful...

Who is Juliet's understudy?

I am!

Alright, Diane...

Jason

If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this

My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss

Good pilgrim

Good pilgrim

Wait! I know it, I swear!

Good pilgrim

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much

Which mannerly devotion shows in this

For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch

And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss

Zack, in Shakespeare's time boys played all the parts

So I'll thank you to keep your ignorance as hidden as possible

My suggestion would be to stop breathing

Jason

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do

They pray, grant thou... lest... lest...

Lest faith turn to despair

Well done, Peter

Ivy, nice of you to join us, but we're finished

Y'all want this dance to look like bumper cars?

I ain't co-signin' on it

This room will be left open if you decide

You want to get together one more time

Me? I'm going to do a little Pontius Pilate

And wash my hands of y'all

Guys, we really need to run this

Let's meet here tonight, seven o'clock

All of us, don't be late

I need to talk to you

Do you not get messages?

Do you not get messages?

Fine, what, what is it?

Not here, come back to my room

I can't, I have to finish my speech

Look, you're coming to rehearsal, right?

I can't do this scene without you

It looks like you can

I'll meet you before practice

I'll come by your room

Fine

I forgot this

But you remembered all of Juliet's lines

I helped Jason rehearse

I should go

Sit down, we're gonna talk about what's bothering you

Because this production has got to be on it

Sister Chantelle don't direct no dinner theater

You wouldn't understand

Peter, honey, I think I've been around enough priests

To understand you loud, proud, and clear

Sit down

I don't know what God wants from me