Why Can’t I Have Two? (2468) - Caity Baser

Why Can’t I Have Two? (2468)

Caity Baser

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There's these two guys, both are so nice

We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)

One's got the game, one's got the change

Think I might need some help (please, please help)

I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay

If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)

Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate

I like a-something on the side

Two, four, six, eight

Tell you what I really hate

I got you, but I want your mate

Oh, why can't I have two?

Four, three, two, one

Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?

If I was a guy, I'd do what I like

So why should girls have less, are you dumb?

So give me two, four, six, eight

Why should I settle for one?

They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd

But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?

Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"

Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?

Well, I have, and it goes like this

Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss

I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss

I'm not into that

What do you think this is?

Two, four, six, eight

Tell you what I really hate

I got you, but I want your mate

Oh, why can't I have two?

Four, three, two, one

Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?

If I was a guy, I'd do what I like

So why should girls have less, are you dumb?

So give me two, four, six, eight

Why should I settle for one?

Why should boys have all the fun?

I'm not a slut, just a woman

And if you can, I can too

And that's what we're gonna do

Two, four, six, eight

Tell you what I really hate

I got you, but I want your mate

Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)

Four, three, two, one

Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?

('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight

(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate

('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate

(So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?

('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one

(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?

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