Picha Pie

At first, I was afraid to eat a picha pie

Kept thinking this is not a good, this is a picha pie

And I spent, oh, so many nights, just eating my tortang talong

And I grew strong because of my tortang talong

Biglang may box from outer space

Nakita ko, sabay kinuha ko 'yung box from outer space

Binuksan ko at nasindak, may picha pie, sobrang laki

Tinikman ko, within five seconds, naubos ko parang mani

Ngayon, ako ay ganito

Kung 'di ka Pizza Hut or Shakey's, you're not welcome, ina mo

Ngayon sa aking picha pie, ayoko nang mahiwalay

Para sa 'yo, handa 'kong magpakamatay

'Cause now, I love picha pie, yeah

As long as I eat picha pie, I know I'll be alive

I want all my garlic beef, pepperoni, double cheese

Ang picha pie, ang picha pie, pahingi

They took all the cash I have, naubos na'ng lahat

Gusto ko pa ng picha pie ngunit ang pera'y 'di sapat

And I spent, oh, so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself

It made me cry, wala na ba 'kong picha pie?

Ngayon, ako ay nagipit

Hindi na 'ko stupid person na hindi nag-iisip

Medyo mahal ang picha pie, you can't expect it to be free

That's why I'm saving all my money, para mayro'ng pambili

Ngayon, ako ay ganito

Kung 'di ka Pizza Hut or Shakey's, you're not welcome, ina mo

Ngayon, sa aking picha pie, ayoko nang mahiwalay

Para sa 'yo, handa 'kong magpakamatay

'Cause now, I love my picha pie, yeah

As long as I eat picha pie, I know I'll be alive

I want all my garlic beef, pepperoni, double cheese

Oh, picha pie, oh, picha pie, pahingi

Look, it's not "picha pie", it's "pizza pie"

Huh? Picha pie?

No, no, no, say it like this, "pizza pie"

Picha pie

Pi- (pi-), zza (cha)

Pizza (picha)

No, no, no, no, no, no